My Life: The Drinking Game

Hey guys!


First off, I want to say, I'm back. I gave up Facebook for Lent (after all, it is a nice thing) and I also had Organic Chemistry. Have a problem with that? Why don't you give up Facebook, take three straight months of O-Chem, then we can talk.


No arguments? Then congrats! I have a gift for you - the gift of not having your own nice things by creating the first edition of My Life: The Drinking Game


Here's how to play:


*Disclaimer* I am not responsible for your actions if you choose to play this game. Also, if you play this game, it will also prove that we can't have nice things."


One Drink

• I make a pop culture reference.
• +2 drinks when I have to explain the reference to someone.
• I talk about "The Amazing Race."
• +1 drink if I act as if I were on "The Amazing Race."
• I forget or lose an item of some value or importance.
• +2 drinks if I forget said item in a very obvious spot.
• "Is it because I'm black/Hispanic/from Colorado/a chemist/a musician/a tenor/a tenor sax player/Catholic/etc.?"
• "God dang it [X]!"/"God bless you [X]."
• "I'll clean that up later."
• I talk about my love of Haley Williams or Adele...or Eric Whitacre.
• I blame IB
• "Danger Zone!"

Two Drinks

• "I am Mount Vernon."
• +1 drink for "I am Cornell College" or "I am Iowa." Heck...let's just make it "I am [X].
• Someone wants me to do my runway walk or wall slide
• +2 drinks if that "someone" is me.
• "Danggummit!" or "cheese and crackers!"
• I talk about how much I hate physics.
• "I can't...I have rehearsal"" or other variations.
• I talk about my heterosexual life partners
• "WORST.X.EVER."
• #ThetaProbs
• I stick a pencil in my hair.
• When I threaten to cut someone.
• +1 if it's "so bad..."
• I talk about this game
• I get called SPittman or SPitty.

Three Drinks

• I use French or Japanese
• I trip on something
• Finish your drink if I actually fall.
• #ThetaSolutions
• "That's why we can't have nice things."
• I drop something
• I have to restart a sentence because I get tongue-tied.
• I call someone out if they are off key - or sing badly.
• +1 if I try to correct them.
• I talk about my love-hate relationship with chemistry
• I finish a hard song on DDR and I say that it wasn't my best run.
• I talk about my lack of depth perception.

Enjoy!